The power of Absolute Monarchy

We quarrel in our own little worlds trying to decide the best ideology for everyone. What should we do? What do people want? Do people want to drive their economy into ruin, destroy personal motivation for achievements and goals? No, thats what socialists want. So what do the people actually NEED?

Stability, state-controlled education, free medical treatment, housing.

What do you have to do for this?

Vote at every election for the Party of Absolute Monarchy.
YES, all you have to do is vote, and all those advantages and much more will be your privelege!

Monarchy = Dictatorship. Who would vote for that??

Bullshit. Besides that, Dictatorships are far, far greater than electoral systems. 51% can't choose the wrong moron for the job, like the last USA election, and tell the rest "too bad," for one. Another thing, when all the power rests in one hand, a hand that cannot be bought by any man at that, that results in infinite possibilities for improvement. Anyone who doesnt like monarchy is obviously ignorant of politics!

Generally the one person in charge gets there through guile and charisma and knows far more about what a ruler should be doing then the majority of the population, its a more responsible choice. If you let the ignorant masses decide you'll end up with terrible leaders. Luckily the Monarchy is in power now, and we intend to keep people from making the mistakes of the last century.